My Cheez-it Obsession

Posted by Blair Bagley at 10:16 AM

I think I may have a full-blown Cheez-it obsession. From the time I arrive at work until 10am I am constantly looking at the clock, waiting for that special time. At or around 10 am I begin my weekday ritual of the Cheez-its. I retrieve my box of luscious crackers form my desk and pile them onto a napkin or tissue discretely. I then begin my 10-15 minutes of enjoyment. I am disappointed when the last cracker is gone from my second helping, but I have the quiet assurance of knowing that these moments of pleasure will continue tomorrow. I have been told that if you eat excessive amounts of one food, your body will begin to show signs, such as eating an excessive amount of carrots. I have heard that if you eat too many carrots over a period of time, your skin will turn orange. I don’t know if this is true, however I have a feeling that our little baby will have an affinity for cheese and crackers at an early age.